Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Dear Ho-Bag (Part III)

Thank you for bringing a little piece of the red-light district to our apartment building, as I've never personally visited Amsterdam. However, I am curious; are the used condoms cast beside your vehicle in the building parking lot a calling card, of sorts? A new brand of marketing that tells potential clients: "Dirty Hoes Live Here"? Or simply a humanitarian effort on your part to spread gonorrhea: the gift that keeps on giving? Regardless, I appreciate your candor about the situation. If you can't tell the complete strangers living in your building that you're a hooker, who can you tell?

Your understanding neighbor,
-Min

3 comments:

Kate From England said...

Ho-Bag sounds lovely...so sharing, and er, giving?!

Min said...

Indeed. Maybe she's related to your laundry room fiend?

Kate From England said...

Good call...Ho-Bag is secretly psycho-styrofoam bitch!