Fan Mail

"I cant even express the amount of joy u bring to this hell hole I call work...reading ur blog is my only reason for not jumping out the window"

Why, thank you. Of course, now that I have saved your life, you're going to have to try not to place me on a pedestal. Unless it's a diamond encrusted pedestal. Then it's ok. I also like to be spoon-fed Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream. And if you're going to become my slave, may I call you Mee-mo? It has a certain ring that is to my liking. What do you mean you didn't ask to be my slave? It'll be fun. We can play Pictionary on Tuesdays and Thursdays.