Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Cletus Wants Respect

...And I want to vomit just looking at this photo.

Mc K-Fed tells anyone who will listen, in this case Newsweek, that he is ready to receive poor reviews for his debut album. He also mentions that the most likely repetitive and nauseating white trash beats will not feature the Misses, saying:

"I'm not going to put the songs on this album because it's like, 'Respect me first; then I'll show you what I've done with my wife.'"

So there is a white light at the end of the tunnel and we will never have to sit through a Cletus-Britney duet, because the day Cletus gets respect is the day I grow an exoskeleton and make a living by betting on my survival chances of leaping off a building 72 times my height.

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