Friday, February 03, 2006

Katie Holmes Is Still Evil, Pregnant

She looks more like a truck driver, complete with beer belly, nasty faux-mullet, stringy hair, aviator glasses and wife beater. Why it's only tucked in at the front is a mystery to me. And I would prefer it stay that way.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

What's the story here, Min? Is that Cruise still marrying this chick, or will that child be just another Hollywood bastard?

Wombat

:obviously not reading People, US Weekly:

:except in the supermarket line:

Min said...

Ironically, I never read People, US Weekly, Star, or the plethora of shit that litters the shelves at my local Borders. Nor do I watch TV. At all. I don't even have cable (gasp!). So where, pray tell, do I get this info? I'll leave it at "I have my sources". As for the two Scientology crackheads, I've heard they are getting married. I've also heard they are not. Do I care? Not really. And what's wrong with Hollywood bastard children? They're securing my future as a gossip columnist ;)

Min said...

I mean, Pulitzer winner. Yeah...that's it.