So our Anti V-Day plans were a bust, partially because I have a cold, and partially because Mother Nature is a dirty bitch. Which, subsequently, are related. I stood outside for over an hour, digging my car out of the avalanche the heavens poured down on New England and New York. Which is why I'm considering packing up and moving somewhere else...somewhere warm. If you live in a tropical or sub-tropical locale, and would like to sponsor a cold New Englander to move in with you who would have no contractual obligations to provide money or services rendered for money to you, I'm your girl. I'm house-broken, though occasionally I bite. No, seriously...I do. Just ask Gaysian Fleiss. He has bruises.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
No Love This Valentine's Day
So our Anti V-Day plans were a bust, partially because I have a cold, and partially because Mother Nature is a dirty bitch. Which, subsequently, are related. I stood outside for over an hour, digging my car out of the avalanche the heavens poured down on New England and New York. Which is why I'm considering packing up and moving somewhere else...somewhere warm. If you live in a tropical or sub-tropical locale, and would like to sponsor a cold New Englander to move in with you who would have no contractual obligations to provide money or services rendered for money to you, I'm your girl. I'm house-broken, though occasionally I bite. No, seriously...I do. Just ask Gaysian Fleiss. He has bruises.
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