Friday, March 24, 2006
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Optimists make me sick
What: State Fair of Texas
When: Sept. 25 - Oct. 18, 2009
Where: Fair Park, Dallas
Why: An auto show? Check. Livestock exhibit? Check. American culinary genius in the form of fried candy bars? This wouldn't be Texas without them. Now if only they had a freak show.
6 comments:
Min, I'd happily wear the tee!
We youngsters are gonna take the place back!
Wombat
PS: Your Retarded is my favourite. Horrid and ironic simultaneously.
Sadly, I'm not too sure people would notice the irony. Thus making the shirt a tad more truthful.
Of course the youngsters will take Florida back. Every Spring Break.
You and I might be the last two friends of the apostrophe remaining, Min. Can we prevent its extinction?
Wombat
Though I find a command of the English language a virtue, I find myself asking: "What has the apostrophe done for me?" I'm still not using $100 bills as toilet paper, nor drinking $3000 martini's (thanks, Carmen Electra). But by God, I can appreciate Dante.
Ask not what your language does for you, but what you can do for your language.
Wombat
The last person who said something like that got shot. Something you might want to think about...
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