Don't Pity Jennifer

Hi. I'm Jennifer Aniston; I recently told some magazine (which one I have forgotten and Min is waaaaay too lazy to actually look it up) not to pity me. See, here? I'm happy. See how happy? I'm really happy. I could care less that I have to make love to a gigantic, hairy bear, or that he kinda always smells. He's funny. And loyal. And who the Hell cares that Brad knocked up the hottest woman on the face of the planet and is all happy and shit because he's having a baby with someone who lets him fly a plane to all these countries to adopt babies and I mean someone who does something like that seriously has to have a void in their life but not me I'm totally happy. With my big, hairy bear.