Thursday, January 18, 2007

I'm Not Dead, But Mary Kate Looks Like She Might Be Soon

So per usual form, it takes an outside power to jolt me out of my apathetic slumber and back into the world of blogging. Our Savior this time comes in the form of Brotha' Kuya. And so I devote this update to him.

MK Olsen, henceforth referred to as "Shiny Cadaver Bag Lady", needs to gain a few pounds. She can have some of mine - it's part of my ongoing effort to create good Karma. The ultimate goal is world peace, helping out one undeserving gossip-column-fodder starlet at a time.

Luv luve,

-Cynic

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