Lady In Red

There's this lady at my gym that wears bright red, skin-tight, spandex workout pants that leave very little to the imagination. Don't get me wrong, she has a bangin' body for a 95 year old woman, but I can't concentrate on my sets in the weight room with her there because everytime she does a squat I can't help but wonder "Does she even feel the heinous camel toe she's got going on". I swear to God, she looks three reps away from sawing herself in half.