This is Kid Rock. He's in Cannes for the film festival. That's his model-girlfriend. Those are what appear to be tights. And shorts fashioned out of gang-related headgear. And...and this weird Elton John Sunglasses/Panama hat thing going on.I mean...does he really have that much money? The syphilis he caught from Pamela Anderson is one thing, but I wouldn't be caught dead with a man wearing those shoes.
