Meet Jordan. The British equivalent to Pamela Anderson. No real talent, save for dressing poorly, and horrifying me in a way that train wrecks horrify me, yet compel me to look for dead bodies. Oh, and they both have ginormous knockers.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
One of my people!!!! Yet another beauty from the motherland.
The nasty-untalented-bigboobied Jordan got married recently. As you can imagine, if was the classiest social event of the year...check out:
http://okorszem.hu/static/hirimg/
jordan_wedding4.jpg
I'd hate you to miss out on this one!
The link doesn't work. But don't fret, my pet...I heard all about the marriage. She sounds like she belongs in a trailer park in Little Rock (Arkansas...I'm not sure how on top of US geography you brits are). Does England have a Little Rock or equivalent? I just always picture your country with little white gloves sipping scones. Never mullet-wearing, NASCAR watching, toothless gits.
Hummmm...I guess our equivalent would be Essex. It's a county in in south-east, and the 'ladies' (term used at it's loosest - literally) dress in white stilleto's, micro-skirts with their Lulus on display, eat chili kebabs, are on social welfare, smoke cheap ciggies and have 6 kids by the time they are 27. Google the word Chav and search the images...you'll be picking up what I am laying down.
Post a Comment