Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Disco Inferno

What up, bitches?! It's the C to the H to the L to the O to the E. I'm so totally stoked about my upcoming gig in which I play a love interest to a polygamist played by...are you ready? Are you sure you're ready? Bill Paxton! I know, you're like, so totally jealous and shit. A real actor! I mean, Twister? Apollo 13? He's so accomplished! Not like that serial-killer look alike Vincent. I was so jazzed about being one of his three wives in the show, that I made sure to wear a dress that has absolutely no support for my supple sistahs, if you know what I'm sayin'! And just check out these kicks, man! Totally Gloria Gaynor circa 1978. Yeah...I'm totally happy with the way my life is turning out. All you naysayers can suck it! Peace!

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