Thursday, March 02, 2006

Life With Stapp

On acceptance:
"He said he previously told his new wife about having a wild year and that she
accepts the tape as part of his past."

On marriage:

"A day after his wedding, Stapp was arrested for investigation of being drunk at Los Angeles International Airport. He is set for arraignment on March 8."

On being a loser:
"You don't want to say it's laughable, but it's just like, my God, there's so much stuff," he said. "Somebody does not like you and somebody wants you to fail."

Yes, Mr. Stapp...and that Somebody is God. He hates you. It has nothing to do with you being a self-absorbed, panty-wearing alcoholic with a horrendous underbite. It's just your lot in life.

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