Tuesday, March 14, 2006

McCletus Will Strip For Money

Apparently annoyed at the recent reports that his wife put sperm donor, Kevin Federline, on a budget, he says when his upcoming debut album (that has been "upcoming" for like a year now, just get it the Hell out so I have a diplomatic reason for assassinating you) bombs, he'll:

"be at your local strip club, but I'll be the one dancing."

I don't know about you, but just thinking about seeing that swollen bag of a man naked gets my mojo flowing. I'm a sucker for moobs (man-boobs, for all you plebeians).

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