
"be at your local strip club, but I'll be the one dancing."
I don't know about you, but just thinking about seeing that swollen bag of a man naked gets my mojo flowing. I'm a sucker for moobs (man-boobs, for all you plebeians).
Optimists make me sick
What: State Fair of Texas
When: Sept. 25 - Oct. 18, 2009
Where: Fair Park, Dallas
Why: An auto show? Check. Livestock exhibit? Check. American culinary genius in the form of fried candy bars? This wouldn't be Texas without them. Now if only they had a freak show.
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