Step Away From The Girl And No One Gets Hurt

Look, LiLo...your kid sister is adorable. Stop dressing her in your leggings and sweater-dresses. I can't believe I just used those words in the same sentence. But I digress; you really don't want her to grow up like you, do you? I mean, she's all freckles and young and unspoiled by Wilmer Valderrama's semen. Please. Please. I beg of you...don't lead her down that road.