So I had to post this picture. Just more proof that Paris Mantis really is a wookie-eyed transvestite.
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- Min
- Connoisseur of fine chocolates and decadent shoes, Min spent her time divided unequally between NYC and New England. She has a love/hate relationship with most celebrities and an insatiable case of wanderlust. She dislikes most people due to a genetic defect: a black heart. In 2007 she moved to Nagoya, Japan to teach English to (mostly) well-mannered Japanese children. In 2009, she returned to the States and now spends her time counting the number of grown men wearing cowboy hats that pass her on the streets of Dallas, TX. Yeehaw.
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I second that.
Is this the real thing, or the waxworks version?
A loaf of bread is more sexy. And I don't mean Miss Spears.
Wombat
No...that's a real picture. She's experimenting with make-up that brings out her natural cadaverous beauty.
Cadaverous.
Yes.
She could be a model for funeral directors.
Maybe she is.
Like the calendars that mechanics have on their shop walls.
Undertakers have cadaver of the month, Miss P Hilton.
Wombat
Somehow that premise sounds more like an episode of CSI. A necrophelia ring of some sort...
Oh, that's a thought.
I wonder how many necrophiliacs are undertakers.
Wombat
I'd like to believe that our dearly departed haven't been violated in such a way, but I could see how an necrophiliac's career path would logically gravitate towards being an undertaker.
Funny that a post about Paris led us to a discussion of sex with corpses. What a muse, that chick, eh?
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