Showing posts with label Hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hair. Show all posts

Friday, September 04, 2009

Bride of Frankenstein

Jessica Simpson, a woman whom I imagine can barely walk and think at the same time, took time out of her busy schedule of eating fried chicken and mashed potatoes with extra gravy to roll down the catwalk at the Ozlem Suer show in Paris. They say black is very slimming. But there's just so much a ruffled, black satin wreath hung round one's Elvira-like coif can do to suck attention away from armpit rolls.