Two words. Miracle. Bra. Someone please tell this trailer park dwelling rat that no one watnts to see her saucer sized nips. I felt so dirty after looking at these pictures that I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the Clorox and a Brillo Pad and scrubbed my eyes for an hour. I'm blind now. But the physical pain detracts from the mental image of the Nerple Queen. Also I can get a special parking pass at the grocery store now. So I have that going for me.
