Anna Nicole Smith Dead At 39

Former Playmate of the year, Anna Nicole Smith, was allegedly rushed to the hospital suffering from a heart attack and never regained consciousness; an autopsy is scheduled. Her son Daniel died with multiple drugs in his system in September. Anna Nicole is survived by her infant daughter, Daniellyn Hope, who's paternity is still in question.

The shock of this situation reminds me of when Steve Irwin died. You know playing with poisonous snakes or snorting cocaine after breastfeeding your baby is a little dangerous, but for some reason their deaths come as complete surprises.

Update: Witnesses are claiming Anna Nicole choked on her own vomit, after she passed out in the lobby of the hotel she was staying at. There are supposedly photos, but I'm not posting them. Look them up yourselves if you're into that kind of thing. But then I'll tell everyone you're a necrophiliac. Sicko.

I Didn't See That Coming

Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter", was killed in a "freak accident", when a sting ray stabbed its barbed tail into the famed nature conservationist's heart. He was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef off the coast of Australia; the death was caught on camera and the tape is currently in the possession of police. Though he dangled his baby in front of a giant crocodile as part of a demonstration at his ranch, I think God took it a little too seriously. I mean, Paris Hilton has infected hundreds of people with STD's, and she's still alive.