V as in Vagina. Let's face it, this is a "holiday" created for people either with one, or pretty much looking for one (male mo's excluded from wanting one, while some still might as well have one). So fellas (female mo's excluded from the designation of 'fella', while some still might as well be one), keep that V happy, and remember: the only true path to what you're looking for is diamonds. Because, in the immortal words of Family Guy, she'll pretty much have to.
