This Saturday marks a momentous day: I turn 1/4 of a century old. But December 2nd means so much more to the world than just my birthday. Indeed, it is the day the Universe welcomed Britney Spears into its fold. Yes, the Lord giveth, and now we just have to wait for Him to taketh. Please...God...taketh.
Second Levishitkus 3:14, from the Chronicles of Min
"And Lo! Min was born. And she was good - in an evil way. And she was given the power to smite celebrities with her wit and it was good. And worshipers came from all lands to celebrate the birth of Her, bringing shiny things that smelled of diamonds. It was pretty kick-ass."
2 comments:
Happy Birthday for this weekend lady...I hope you have a couple of beverages and maybe the odd slice of cake to celebrate!
Alas, I also hope you (unlike Britters) are able to exit you car in a refrained manner!
Have a good one chick.
Thanks so much! I'm sure the bevvies will be flowing tomorrow.
And good point; I'll remember to wear pants (and panties, for good measure) when exiting Paris' hovercraft, or whatever the Hell it is she drives that is worth more money than God.
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