Monday, September 14, 2009

Everyone Hates Jessica Simpson

Further proving that God has a personal vendetta against JSimp, People reports the aging, crappy-pop-singer-turned-overeater's-anonymous-country-"star" was witness to her Ewok maltipoo, Daisy, getting munched on by a coyote.

Simpson declared on her Twitter page, "my heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping."

So, to recap, not content just to see Jessica's career wiped off the face of the Earth, God has now upped the ante.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Oh, that's just God showing his displeasure about man meddling with dog genetics.

(anything)-poo is demented.

That's what coyotes are for; gobbling up dogs unworthy of the name.