The Results Are In

Last week's question, "What type of person could you never date/marry?" yielded some promising answers. Let's take a look see.

"I could never marry a girl." - Puff, New York, NY

"I could never marry a girl either. But I would never marry someone with halitosis." - Keisha w/an i

"I could never date someone who spent the ten minutes after eating a meal trying to suck pieces of food out of his teeth. It’s called dental floss, man!" - Rachel, San Francisco, CA

"I could never date a man who wore eyeliner." - Anon.

"I could never date a man who shaved his arms." - Amanda, CT

"I could never marry a woman who can bench press me." - Jeff, Seattle

"I could never (again) date a person who eats liverwurst every single day for lunch." - Rob, VA

Not bad...but do you notice how only ONE of my regular readers chimed in? Make it up to me. You don't want to piss off someone with omnipotence, like me. I'm also drop dead gorgeous and have a PhD in Sexy.

Welcome Back

I must apologize for the lack of posts last week; I was dreadfully ill. Suffice to say I had little intake of food, yet an overabundant output of the stuff for nearly 6 days. As for the lack of posts the week prior to that, well...when have I ever apologized for apathy?

I decided that I needed to get my reader's involved somehow in my blog, and so I will post a weekly discussion on Mondays, and display the results on the following Fridays. E-mail your thoughts to cynicforhire@hotmail.com.

This week's question:

What type of person could you never date/marry?

Ex: I could never date/marry a person who drove an orange VW bus.