No pants? Check!
Ugly beaded frock? Check!
Silk scarf wrapped around microphone a la Steven Tyler? Check!
White patent-leather pumps? Double check!
God, I'm so much hotter than Duff.
Optimists make me sick
What: State Fair of Texas
When: Sept. 25 - Oct. 18, 2009
Where: Fair Park, Dallas
Why: An auto show? Check. Livestock exhibit? Check. American culinary genius in the form of fried candy bars? This wouldn't be Texas without them. Now if only they had a freak show.
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