Labial Undulation

There are many things in this world that annoy me. I've expressed before in previous posts my disdain for receiving porn spam. Mostly because they contain tips on how to make my penis larger. The problem being...I don't have a penis. It's not a disease, or anything. I was simply born a girl. I don't need new ways to please my bitch or new toys with which to tie her up, because I happen to be heterosexual. I won't deny the fact that female body parts are much better looking than a male's...but that doesn't mean I want to take a peek at elicit e-mails of white trash college girls while at work.

However, today I received a spam mail entitled "Labial Undulation". I found this verbally tantalizing. Say it with me: "Labial Undulation". Labial. Undulation.

Labial: adj.; of or relating to the lips or labia.
Undulation: n.; a regular rising and falling or movement to alternating sides; movement in waves.

Perverted? Yes. Fun to say? Definitely! It's the phrase of the day! Try to use it in a sentence when in conversation with your co-workers and friends.

E.g.: That piece of chocolate was so good, I think it caused a labial undulation.

Labial. Undulation. Labial Undulation. It's my new mantra.