Friday, December 16, 2005

Welcome To Cynic, Kiki

I've never posted anything about Kirsten Dunst because I kinda sorta liked The Virgin Suicides. She was in that. Although, you could probably substitute a blow up doll for her in the movie and no one would really notice. Anyway, PerezHilton.com is always ragging on her, and for good reason. Aparently she's the smelliest, drunkinest, bitchiest celeb in Hollywood, as evidenced by her parking in handicapped spaces in order to get her Starbucks fix (between drunken binges and lines of crack, I'm assuming), and the fact that "Dunst" is Danish for "stench". No wonder Jake Gyllenhaal is gay.

Pic and lovely scribble caption from Perez Hilton.

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