Thursday, April 06, 2006

Kelly Pickler Sets Prom Trend

Meet Kelly Pickler, from this season's American Idol. I know nothing about her, but from this picture taken two years ago on the night of her prom, I'll say that she's from a small town, maybe in the South (that's some mighty fine wheat field in the background). I would have said Midwest, but I'm pretty sure the Bible belt bans prom dresses that display newly waxed nether-regions of the female form. I also get from the photo, that she probably is a whore. But that's just conjecture.

Anyway, this photo got me thinking: do parents really let their children wear this stuff? I set off at once to discover the most heinous and/or revealing evening wear being touted as "Prom Dresses". Results below.

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