Wednesday, July 26, 2006

This I Promise You

In shocking news, Lance Bass of the former boy-band N'SYNC has officially come out of the closet to People Magazine.

Yes. Shocking, indeed. Almost as shocking as that one time I paid Russia millions of dollars so I could be launched into outer space with some of their top astronauts. Oh...wait. That was Lance Bass, too.

2 comments:

Puffins said...

Justin's next.

...and I'll be waiting.

Min said...

Cameron Diaz could turn any man gay.