I Didn't See That Coming

Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter", was killed in a "freak accident", when a sting ray stabbed its barbed tail into the famed nature conservationist's heart. He was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef off the coast of Australia; the death was caught on camera and the tape is currently in the possession of police. Though he dangled his baby in front of a giant crocodile as part of a demonstration at his ranch, I think God took it a little too seriously. I mean, Paris Hilton has infected hundreds of people with STD's, and she's still alive.