Paris Hilton Arrested

Dear God,

I'm sorry I said you didn't exist. Obviously, with Paris Hilton's recent arrest for DUI, you're trying to tell me I'm a lost little sheep, and I should come home. Thank you, God. I'm sorry again for doubting you.

Also, I would like a pink My Little Pony complete with brush set for Christmas this year.

-Min

*Picture of Paris crying after being denied entrance to popular night club Bungalow 8 in NYC last Thursday.