Dear Jessica:I know things aren't going well for you right now, but as the black & white movies of the 40's and 50's tell you, things will turn out right. Sure, you have a creepy father who's Hell bent on ruining your career, you divorced a relatively good looking man and the tabloids painted you an unfaithful whore, you can't sing, and your once-uglier-than-you-but-she-got-a-nose-job-and-now-she's-playing-the-lead-role-in-the-British-version-of-Chicago-sister is upstaging you. So you're a little stressed-out and might be gaining some weight. So your ex-husband is dating a hot chick who still has a job on TV.
I'm pretty sure I was supposed to tell you where things would be OK, but Jesus...you might as well run to the store and stock up on some pills and razor blades now.
Love,
Min
Min
PS - You look like shit - having a gay hairstylist does not automatically make him good at what he does.
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