There's this lady at my gym that wears bright red, skin-tight, spandex workout pants that leave very little to the imagination. Don't get me wrong, she has a bangin' body for a 95 year old woman, but I can't concentrate on my sets in the weight room with her there because everytime she does a squat I can't help but wonder "Does she even feel the heinous camel toe she's got going on". I swear to God, she looks three reps away from sawing herself in half.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Lady In Red
There's this lady at my gym that wears bright red, skin-tight, spandex workout pants that leave very little to the imagination. Don't get me wrong, she has a bangin' body for a 95 year old woman, but I can't concentrate on my sets in the weight room with her there because everytime she does a squat I can't help but wonder "Does she even feel the heinous camel toe she's got going on". I swear to God, she looks three reps away from sawing herself in half.
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Displaying camel toe in a lovely shade of red...how fetching!
It really adds a certain...je ne c'est quoi.
And the pants are skin tight, so you can see the outline of her thong. And thong + 95 year old woman = unspeakable horrors.
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