Friday, September 04, 2009

Whole Foods Has a Live Band Tonight. They Played a Jammin' Rendition of the Flintstones Melody. Not Even Joking.


Jazz is like the obnoxious drunk philosophy major at a frat house party. Only his stoner friends can really claim to understand his rant on transcendentalism in postmodern neofascism. And the rest of his friends just nod their heads to the rhythm of his voice, lest they be considered totally unhip.

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