Bizarre News

To assuage Australian natives' fears, the Food Authority of the state of New South Wales recently issued a statement assuring people that the meat in their refrigerators that glows in the dark is "actually harmless" and caused by a "light-emitting bacteria naturally present in most meats and fish". Also, the Kryptonite rocks the food is packaged with have nothing to do with it. And the government is thinking about instituting a recycling program for all of the surplus "glow-in-the-dark-poo" they've got. Something about organic flashlights or some such...