Old Women Are Smelly, Cause Long Lines In Restrooms

"Let me just use the bathroom really quickly," I say to my companion when we first arrive at Kylemore Abbey.

Fifteen minutes later I emerge from the Toilets with sopping wet hands and a scowl on my face. He didn't ask why it took so long. The title of this post says it all. However, I left out the part that all old Irish women seem to grow beards. Hand to God.

*Picture: Kylemore Abbey