Have I ever told you just how much I loathe looking at Chloe Sevigny? Because I do. Everything from her greasy hair to her dead eyes and smug mouth that turns upward as if to say "I know I look totally bitchin' in this dress so you don't have to say anything". Where are the missing pieces from that dress that should theoretically cover your love canal? Why are there even photos of you on the internet at all? The dog from Full House had more on-screen chemistry than you. Your most infamous movie role can now be considered a derogatory statement, as in: You're a filthy Brown Bunny.
Please, for the love of all things sacred in this world, just go away.
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