Confession a la Cynic

Mary-Kate Olsen has always bothered me a little. I never knew why until I looked at this photo. It's not her apparent lack of hygiene, nor is it the fact that she looks like she's in her late 30's when in fact she's just pushing 22. I dislike her because she always looks constipated.

There. I said it. I hate constipated people.

To wit: Look here. And here. Here. Here. Should I go on?