Saturday, September 19, 2009

You Look Like You Smell Like Mothballs

Cate Blanchett is an amazing and very handsome actress with perfect looking skin. Now that we're finished with pleasantries...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, KATE? It looks like you raided my Nana's linen chest and slipped on the first afghan that struck your clearly insane fancy. You look like the love child of The Brady Bunch and this creepy dude.

There is literally no redeeming quality about your outfit, as I'm not even particularly in love with the shoes.

Don't disappoint me again.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Can we call this....thing 'asymmetric'?

Really crappy on one side, and truly crappy on the other.

She looks like a tea-cosy.

Min said...

It's just awful. It's not even artistically awful...it's just plain...blech.