Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Crazy Charlie and Distraught Denise

I really thought these two crazy kids would work it all out. I mean, what's a little philandering with a porn star who winds up dead a couple of weeks later? This was love, man. But alas, it was not meant to be.

Denise is currently shacking up with Richie Sambora, and Charlie is leaving voicemails for his ex-wife wherein he calls her a (rhymes with bucking) (rhymes with punt).

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Celebrity coupling always leaves me thinking - they deserve it.

Long may they ruin each other's lives.

Wombat

PS: Who is Heather Locklear dating now?

Min said...

Heather is currently linked to David Spade. Yes...the mousy looking guy from SNL.

Celebrities, I scoff at thee.

Unknown said...

Min, you must be kidding.

The Snap Frozen north of the border David Spade with the acting ability of my shoelace?

Is that a step up, or a step down from Richie, one wonders.

Wombat

Min said...

The very same.

Good question; I'd say it's more of a lateral step.